Top-10 Reasons I Loved 2009
Top 10 Reasons I Loved 2009
Well, 2009 is over. There is a God. [Although I wondered about that.] I’m so glad I’m shakin’ the dust of last year from my sandals, and marchin’ forward into 2010. I’m fired up! But first, I thought I’d try to find a few positive nuggets from what had to be one of my worst years in modern times. [Can’t count the way-back past. Can’t remember most of it, anyway.] Okay, I just lied. I really just wanted to take one more poke at last year, and then I’m forgettin’ it. [Hopefully, for life.] So, here are the Top-10 Reasons I Loved 2009….
#10 - I learned a new language: Latin.
Yep, I became quite familiar with the sentence, “Et tu, Brute?” [Caesar’s last words, meaning, “You too, Brutus?”]
#9 - Although I love game shows, I won’t be trying out for Survivor.
[Couldn’t make all those alliances, then turn around and do “the blindsides.”]
#8 - I implemented what I’d learned in my fave book, How to Win Friends and Influence People.
A certain person in a certain organization shrieked at me over the phone. My hubby [he’s such a sweet man] was a witness. [I didn’t know a man’s eyebrows could stretch so high!] After this person called me unprofessional [as if!] and several other choice words, I remained so calm it was frightening. While I so wanted to point out that person needed a Xanax while I did not, I just said, “I appreciate your time. Thanks.” [MAJOR, dudes.]
#7 - I have a high tolerance for pain, [I’m married.], but I increased it.
I was so upset near the end of the year; I tore off all my fingernails. No, not just the white part, most of the pink part as well. [Saved money on nail polish too.]
#6 - I learned a new skill: how to be a contortionist.
[Had to pull an entire set of Ginsu knives outta my back.]
#5 - I bought a new wardrobe.
Due to stress and sleep-eating [that’s a blog in itself], I gained 20 pounds.
#4 - I learned God chooses clients and friends for me, better than I can.
[No further comment needed.]
#3 - I learned there is a sucker born every minute.
[In 2009, I was born 525,600 times.]
#2 - After a 2-year battle with the IRS, the Christian-hatin’ IRS dude actually showed up knockin’ at my front door…
…which I never answer without strappin’ on my sidearm. [Never seen a man in a cheap suit back up so fast!]
And the #1 reason I loved 2009…
I can get battered, beaten, and bloodied … and Get Off the Mat.
Boo-Yah! I’m comin’ up swingin’! In 2010: I’m. All. In.
To sum it up, I’ll use the words of one of my fave Christian bands: SuperChick…
Follow the leader, stay in the lines
What will people think of what you’ve done this time?
Go with the crowd, surely somebody knows
Why we’re all wearing the emperor’s clothes
Play it safe, play by the rules
Or don’t play at all - what if you lose?
That’s not the secret, but I know what is:
Everybody dies, but not everyone lives. Everybody dies, but not everyone lives
I’m gonna ride like I’ve got the cops on my tail
I’m gonna live my life like I’m out on bail
I’m gonna be out front, gonna blaze a trail
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna cross that line
Everybody freeze - don’t step over the line
Don’t stand up, they’ll shoot down the first one who tries
Try to change the world, they’ll think you’re out of your mind
Revolutions start when someone crosses the line
They want us to lie down, give in to the lie
Nothing has to change, and no one has to die
That’s not the secret, but I know what is:
Everybody dies, but not everyone lives. Everybody dies, but not everyone lives
I’m gonna ride like I’ve got the cops on my tail
I’m gonna live my life like I’m out on bail
I’m gonna be out front, gonna blaze a trail
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna cross that line
[Come with me. I dare ya….]
January 20th, 2010 at 16:08
It sounds as if your year was packed with being thrown under the bus and then backed over by said bus. It’s awesome that you have kept your humor(which I LOVE!) and your sense of Lara Croft. Rock on!
January 20th, 2010 at 16:15
Here’s to a FANTASTIC 2010, Kelly!! Okay, I just LOVE SuperChick! I have a ton of their songs on my iPod.
So nice song choice!
It’s been a wild 2009, indeed, but 2010 will be GREAT!
January 20th, 2010 at 16:53
Geesh…and I thought that I had a rough year! As always you come out of the gates running! Girl you are an inspiration
I don’t know how 2010 could not be your year with that positive attitude! Annnd hey eating it in your sleep aint such a bad thing! I have some of my best meals after 12am
I’ll keep you in my prayers!
Kelly
January 20th, 2010 at 17:32
Your too funny. Laughed all the way through it.
Sometimes ya gotta laugh, or you’ll…was it cry…or was it scream?
I’ve done both…many times. nike
January 20th, 2010 at 18:16
You go, girl! This is going to be a great year!
January 20th, 2010 at 20:15
2010 is going to be a fabulous year for you, Kelly! Great perspective on 2009. God was always in control, even though the stinky stuff. He has such plans for you!
January 20th, 2010 at 21:18
The right attitude and spirit to welcome in this new year! Great things will happen for many! We believe in #4 big time! Things happen for a reason.
January 20th, 2010 at 21:41
Yea! I been waiting for you to write again because you always put a brand new perspective on things and usually happens about the same time I’ve been shot down in one form or another from…..some of my former friends. To make a long story short, I’m now a grown-up but still love being a child. I’ve learned to let go and it is refreshing to say the least. I’m in strong prayer mode right now for who to not join up with in the coming year. My money is gone and although I love to believe in networking with a lot of organizations, I’m going to have to be selective this year.
I just came back from a wonderful seminar where it cost 5 dollars or two cans of food to be donated to the Rocky Mountain Food Bank. I will give you all the information if you are interested. They will try to do this every six months or at least yearly. There are some great marketing classes in this and if anyone is interested, let me know by emailing me.
coloradopolly@yahoo.com. I can also share that Kelly’s conference can’t be beat and when God let’s me, I’m on my way! She is chock full of support and good ideas. Too bad I live here now, used to be much closer, but I do believe God’s timing is always right for his writers.
Happy New Year all and….keep up the good work Kelly, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Welcome too to you newer members.
Hugs, Paulette
January 21st, 2010 at 00:40
Hey Y’all,
How can I lose with such people as you in my corner holdin’ the spit bucket?
Thanks!
The Mominator. Out.
January 21st, 2010 at 01:04
Love the dare! And I’m so relieved you got those knives out of your back. What goes around comes around… Here’s to a great, unstoppable 2010!
January 21st, 2010 at 02:29
Yep, how ’bout it. I’ll add that 2009 was a year of challenges, setbacks (hubby working on his 5th pay cut), and humility. Here’s to 2010 being a year of endurance, progress, and God given hope.
–Smiles
January 21st, 2010 at 06:07
#5 reminded me of my CongressBOY Patrick Kennedy. Not sure if he sleep eats but he does sleep drive, sleep crash into cement barricades near the capitol, and do his best to sleep vote at 3 AM!!
January 21st, 2010 at 15:41
Hi, everyone!
When I need a lift, I listen to Jeremy Camp, Matthew West, Casting Crown or Rich Mullins. Although there are days I would like to make my own ‘plan’, I know God’s plan will override mine and it is for the best — not to mention to have a sense of humor
Here’s to a new year!
January 22nd, 2010 at 20:48
Love how you can coat a 2009, a tough year, with humor. Very funny! Thanks for that!! Here’s to great 2010!!!
February 19th, 2010 at 19:33
Here’s to 2010, indeed!
Better put a leash on Patrick….
The Survivor Chick. Out.
April 4th, 2010 at 20:24
Life is too short to be bound within a line drawn by the limitations of others. Christ sets us free. Father tells us that He has not given us a spirit of fear and that anything is possible for He is more than able. Have you blown him a kiss today?
2010 is here, what have we to fear!
2010 is here, God bless this New Year.
April 4th, 2010 at 23:16
My reasons for loving 2009 In chronological order
It let me live till 2010
:) 
I started my last year of high school
I got a new copy of Paradise lost so I could continue memorizing the first part.
I got a new car(Volvo)
I got internet access
I met the most wonderful woman in the world and we fell desperately in love
April 14th, 2010 at 05:37
Glad y’all have positive attitudes!
Smiles,
K.