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Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve missed you. Well, it’s time to keep track of Mr. Obama. First, we have an emergency on our hands. Al Frankenstein is trying to steal the Senate race in one state, and in Georgia, Saxby is under fire. WE HAVE TO WIN THESE SEATS! As is, Mr. McCain will vote with Obama supporters on things like illegal alien amnesty. These new “citizens” will be votin’ one day. Who do ya think they’ll vote for? The Hispanic vote, not the Black vote is what gave Obama the win. The Black vote only increased by 1%. Young vote was nearly the same as in 2004.

I urge each conservative to make a donation to www.goptrust.com. Saxby’s opponent has deep pockets, and Saxby needs our help. I’ve already donated twice, but I just donated again. We can’t let the liberals who already control both houses and the White House, get a non-filibuster-proof Senate. As you’re reading this, they’re planning their assault on our conservative talk radio hosts via the “Fairness” Doctrine that my hero Ronald Reagan got rid of. Even if ya only have 10 bucks, send it. Every little bit helps!

From the Office of the Gal Reporting on the President-Elect

Whaddaya know. Seems like we have two presidents. Obama’s lookin’ like he’s movin’ in on the morrow. When he makes an announcement, American flags stand proudly behind him, backin’ him up. He grasps the lectern, and this is what chaps my hide, the lectern sports a huge sign: “The Office of the President-Elect.” 

Hello? There’s no such thing. Check the Constitution. [That living, breathing document Mr. Obama said has deep flaws that continue to this day.] Does Mr. Obama even realize he isn’t the President-Elect yet? That’s right, people. As per the Constitution, [boy, that’s an annoying document] the Electoral College has to convene after December 10, then elect Mr. Obama based on the results of the Nov. 4 general election.

Now, we do have The Presidential Transition Act of 1963 [amended in 2000 by my presidential pick, Sen. Fred Thompson; Sen. Joe Lieberman, who stood by his friend, which I admire; and Sen. Dick Durbin]. As amended, the bill provides training for presidential appointees, and background checks to ensure we get people vetted properly, and confirmed for office. [Ah, who did background checks on … oh, never mind.]

Mr. Obama gets a budget of a cool 12 million dollars, 5.2 of that Congress allocated, the rest came from private donations [I don’t think there’s one pre-paid credit card left in the entire state of Illinois….]; and an office and staff [Mr. Obama has 500 staffers. Question: How many staffers does it take to keep Mr. Biden from gaffing publically? Answer: One, as long as she’s packin’ a giant roll of duct tape. I’ll volunteer.]

Look, I know we’re in a crisis and Mr. Obama needs to jump in, but that “The Office of the President-Elect” sign is disrespectful to our sitting president, and it’s tacky. And people say I’m arrogant. Sheesh!

Already Breakin’ Campaign Promises

Didn’t take long. He’s not even due to take office until Jan. 20. I’ll be keeping track of promises, both kept and broken.

Broken Promise #1: CHANGE

Let’s see:

Hillary Clinton: Secretary of State- Former First Lady and rival for the White House. Mortal enemy who woulda stomped all over him in a dark alley, but her neon pantsuits kept givin’ her away. Only Foreign Policy credentials refer to photo ops taken while riding camels.

Rahm Emanuel: Chief of Staff- Clinton Administration. Chicago political operative. In the dictionary, referenced next to the word “Partisan”—sorry, RABID partisan—cross-references: Wise Guy, Enforcer, Hit Man, Pit Bull, One Scary Dude. Another caveat: Rahm looks out for Rahm, but I guess that’s Mr. Obama’s problem. [I can see Rahm reaching across the aisle—to strangle a couple of conservatives….]

Bill Richardson: Commerce Secretary- Clinton Administration. Offered Monica Lewinsky a job at the United Nations. Mayhap an attempt to buy her silence on behalf of President Clinton? [No way– ya think?] And … both Democrat and Republican senators slapped him around cuz the rocket scientist didn’t safeguard nuclear secrets after leavin’ his U.N. post to take a spin as Energy Secretary. [My kinda guy.]

Eric Holder: Attorney General- Clinton Administration. Pardoned Marc Rich. Remember him? The fugitive billionaire Clinton pardoned before he got outta Dodge. Rich’s estranged wife, [or is that “strange” wife?] Denise Rich, was one of Bill’s major donors. [Major Baggage! What’s Obama thinkin’? Oh, I guess he isn’t.]

Janet Napolitano: Secretary, Homeland Security Department-

Clinton Administration. Napolitano represented Anita Hill, who accused Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment. [Where were all the ACLU people and anti-racists groups when this guy needed help?] Rumors circulated [just rumors, mind you] Napolitano convinced a witness to change testimony for Hill. But what a lucky gal! Napolitano refused to fess-up on the grounds it’d violate attorney-client privilege.

Timothy Geithner: Treasury Secretary- Hmm. President of the New York Fed. [Not Federal Prison.] I have a problem with Republicans who aren’t Republicans. Well, he’s an Independent now, but in Obama’s corner. Might be a great pick, but he’s no economist. Rescued Bear Stearns. AIG. Flip-flopped on rescuing Lehman. [I’m not fond of flip-floppers.] Dunno. Since the NY Fed is supposed to take care of the financial institutions on Wall Street, which are goin’ down in flames, is he the guy we want?

And:

Mr. Obama’s keepin’ Robert Gates as Secretary of Defense. [Whoo-hoo, bet the far-left libs are lovin’ him for that pick!]

Change? Who? Where? I don’t see any. Looks like a Clinton White House reunion. But what’s Obama gonna do? He doesn’t have enough connections. He has a small pool of talent to draw from because he hasn’t spent a lot of time on the Hill. Sorry—Ayers, Wright, Farrakhan, Resko, Khaldi, [never did get to see that video], etc., aren’t qualified. Mayhap Mr. Obama can corral some of the ACORN workers, or the gang who broke the law to gather dirt on Joe the Plumber. [And Mr. Obama says he’s for the workin’ man? Well, mayhap those who support him….]

About CHANGE, Mr. Obama said: “Understand where the vision of change comes from first and foremost. It comes from me. [What is “it,” exactly, and when is “it” coming?] That is my job, to provide a vision in terms of where we’re going [Where are we going, exactly?] and make sure that my team is implementing it.” [How, exactly? Oh, I forgot. You have Rahm to keep ’em in line.]

Promise #2 next week.

K.

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